There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I am full of burrito and curiosity
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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