i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
we should paint friendship bongs
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