You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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