i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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