Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
All the doctor said was why
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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