i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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