i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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