make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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