The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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