i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
vagina is talking i cant
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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