no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
only you would photoshop your dick
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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