I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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