i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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