So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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