Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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