Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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