Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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