Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
