small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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