I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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