i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
is it fun? or sober?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
He has the fingertips of a God
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