i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
