im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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