She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Let's get the cat blown out
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
My vagina is very pro this idea
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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