C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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