Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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