Whod you bang
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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