scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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