new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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