gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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