idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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