Whod you bang
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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