i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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