guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
then he tried to convert me to islam
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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