please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
