He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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