Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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