im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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