it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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