I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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