STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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