I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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