No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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