Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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