if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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