he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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