He is an equal opportunity slut.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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