How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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