The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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