the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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