Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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