the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
