Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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