Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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