They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
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