my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
dude. I can hear the air.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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