he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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