:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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