I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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