It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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